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Joke Topic - 'Vampires' - 3


This is page 3 of jokes on the topic - 'Vampires'.

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What’s it like to he kissed by a vampire?
It's a real pain in the neck.
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Where do vampires keep their savings?
In the blood bank.
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Which vampire likes to eat junk food?
Snackula.
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Why are vampires not very intelligent?
Because blood is thicker than water.
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Why do vampires try to avoid getting into arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.
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Why doesn't Count Dracula give up being a vampire?
He can't. It's in his blood.
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Why was the student vampire feeling very tired this morning?
Because he stayed up all night studying for his blood test!
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Why was the vampire sent to jail?
He tried to rob the local blood bank!

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