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Joke Topic - 'Vampires'


Here are 28 jokes on the topic - 'Vampires'.

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Did you hear about the vampire that swallowed a sheep?
He said he felt baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
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Did you hear about the vampire's new dog?
It's a bloodhound!
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How do you terrify a vampire?
Ask them if they would like some garlic with their steak?
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What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device.
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What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
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What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.
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What do you call a stupid vampire?
A clot.
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What do you call a vampire that you can dip in your cup of coffee?
Count Dunkula.

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