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Joke Topic - 'Vanity'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vanity'.

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Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.


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Vampires

Did you hear about the vampire who liked ballroom dancing?
He especially liked the vaultz.
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Elephants

What is very large, grey and mutters?
A mumbo-jumbo.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..
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Christmas

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.
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Illiterate

Illiterate? Call this number for help.
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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Bachelors

A bachelor is a man who has not made the same mistake once.
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Rush Hour

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Doctors

Doctor: So, tell me, what has brought you to this hospital?
Patient: An ambulance.

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