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Joke Topic - 'Varnish'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Varnish'.

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How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.


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Complain

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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Taxi

Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother.
Husband: Taxi!
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Computers

I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.
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Window Shopping

George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.
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Journalists

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
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Santa Claus

What do you call the man who hosts a Christmas quiz show?
Santa Clues.
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Television

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television tonight?
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Baseball

When is an baseball umpire like a telephone operator?
When he makes a call.
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Stonemason

Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a chip off the old block.

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