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Joke Topic - 'Vegetarian'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Vegetarian'.


Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.

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I'm a self-made man.
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You're bound to learn a lot today.


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William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!

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