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Joke Topic - 'Vegetarian'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Vegetarian'.

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Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian?
He went right off people.


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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Conferences

A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles.
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Hypochondria

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got
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Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Hypochondriacs

Hypochondriacs make me sick
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Mistakes

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.
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Working

Boss: William, why aren't you working?
William: Sorry, I didn't see you coming!

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