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Joke Topic - 'Vegetarians'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vegetarians'.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?


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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.
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Tourists

What do you get if you cross a tourist and an elephant?
Something that carries it's own trunk.
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Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
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Executives

How many advertising executives does it take to change a light bulb?
That's an interesting question. What do you think?
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Sausage Rolls

How do you make a sausage roll?
Push it.
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Trombone

Why was the trombone player thrown out of the band?
Because he was letting thing's slide.
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Golf

"How should I have played that last shot?" the bad golfer asked his caddy.
"Under an assumed name."
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Lorry

What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
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Woman

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Annette.

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