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Joke Topic - 'Vending Machine'


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One time an idiot was at a vending machine. He would stick a quarter in, push the button, a soda would come out and he would put it on top of the machine. He did this a few more times before a man asked why he kept doing this, and he said, "Because I'm winning."


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Students

How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.
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Elephants

What do you call an elephant that fails his maths exam?
Dumbo.
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.
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Bull

Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe
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Cricket

Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
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Ghosts

Did you hear about the smuggler that saw a ghost?
It was the ghostguard.
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Scottish

What did the pine tree say to his girlfriend?
I'm fir you.
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Rich

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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