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Joke Topic - 'Ventriloquists'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ventriloquists'.
How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender "I'll have a Scotch and Soda."
Then the crocodile says "And I'll have a Whiskey Sour."
The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps "That's incredible I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!"
And the guy says "He can't the chicken is a ventriloquist."
Then the crocodile says "And I'll have a Whiskey Sour."
The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps "That's incredible I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!"
And the guy says "He can't the chicken is a ventriloquist."
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Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
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Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
Cows
What goes oom, oom?
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A cow walking backwards.
Dogs
Which type of dog always know what time it is?
A watch dog!
A watch dog!
Ducks
What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.
Donald.
Politicians
Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.
Prison
Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
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