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Joke Topic - 'Ventriloquists'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Ventriloquists'.

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How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.
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This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender "I'll have a Scotch and Soda."
Then the crocodile says "And I'll have a Whiskey Sour."
The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps "That's incredible I've never seen a crocodile that could talk!"
And the guy says "He can't the chicken is a ventriloquist."


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Cats

What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.
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Steamrollers

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
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Dracula

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because stake doesn't agree with him.
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Cows

What goes oom, oom?
A cow walking backwards.
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Dogs

Which type of dog always know what time it is?
A watch dog!
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Ducks

What do you call a man with a duck on his head?
Donald.
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Politicians

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Faye.
Faye who?
Fayeding away.
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Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.

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