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Joke Topic - 'Vessels'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vessels'.


What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.

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Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.


What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.


My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!


How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.


Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!


Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).


My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.

Great Britain

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper

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