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Joke Topic - 'Vessels'


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What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.


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Aspirins

Last night I was going to kill myself by swallowing a handful of asprins - but after taking the first two I felt much better.
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Bees

What is the quietest bee?
A mumble bee.
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Mice

My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
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Mouse

How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
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Dogs

Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
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Dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
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Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
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Scottish

Why is a Scottish boy with a cold like a soldier with seven days' leave.
Because they both have a wee cough (week off).
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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Great Britain

Who is Great Britain's data compression hero?
Jack the Zipper

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