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Joke Topic - 'Vets'


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What do you call a pop group made up of animal doctors?
Vet, Vet, Vet.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
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Boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde with a whole brain?
A: A Golden Retriever.
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Dog

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Skeleton

What do you call a very lazy skeleton?
Bone idle.
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Girlfriends

My girlfriend is just like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Scotsmen

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark.

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