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Joke Topic - 'Vicious'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vicious'.

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Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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Florida

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.
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Spaceships

What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.
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Folk Singers

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.
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Food

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.
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Dogs

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
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Aliens

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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Chicken Soup

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.
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Cashiers

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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