Joke Topic - 'Vicious'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vicious'.

Did you hear about the bicycle that went around attacking people?
It was a vicious cycle.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fortification.
Fortification who?
Fortification, we're going to Florida.

What do you call a spaceship that is always saying sorry?
An Apollo G.

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.

Have you ever had chicken soup?
No, I've never known a chicken who could cook.

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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