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Joke Topic - 'Victorian'


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What is vicious, Victorian and lives at the bottom of the sea?
Jack the Kipper.


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Light Bulbs

How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.
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Biscuits

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
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Sports

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when the only gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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Boxing

When is a boxer like an astronomer?
When he is seeing stars!
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Drunks

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.
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Justice

Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Scottish

What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

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