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Joke Topic - 'Vikings'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vikings'.

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Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.


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Breath

What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
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Dogs

How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.
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The Queen

Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.
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Water

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
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A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.
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Graveyards

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
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Fish

What do fish play on the piano?
Scales!
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Cows

How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.

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