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Joke Topic - 'Vikings'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Vikings'.


Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.

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What always becomes more difficult to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.


How does a dog stop a DVD player when it gets to his favourite part of a movie?
He presses the paws button.

The Queen

Why did the Queen pay a visit to her dentist?
She wanted to have a tooth crowned.


Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.

A Hole

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.


Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard


Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.


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How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.

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