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Joke Topic - 'Village'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Village'.

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Your village called. They're missing their idiot.


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Ship

Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.
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Boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Jogging

If you jogged backward would you gain weight?
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Politicians

A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.
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Husbands

Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!
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Hired

It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.
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Blondes

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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