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Joke Topic - 'Village'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Village'.


Your village called. They're missing their idiot.

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Where does a ship go when it's feeling ill?
To the dock.


Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.


How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.


If you jogged backward would you gain weight?


A politician is someone who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after it.

Getting Old

You know you're getting old when instead of combing your hair, you start "arranging" it.


Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her credit cards removed!


It's no use asking me. I was hired for my looks.


Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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