Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Did You Hear
Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
Relatives
What type of person lives the longest?
A rich relative.
King
Why did the king visit his dentist?
To have his teeth crowned!
The Statue Of Liberty
Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
Octopus
Did you hear about the neurotic octopus?
He was a crazy mixed-up squid.
Girlfriends
I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
Drunks
Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
A Handle
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Trees
What is white, light and sugary and swings from trees?
A meringue-utan.