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Joke Topic - 'Voters'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Voters'.


A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.

Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.


What do you get if you cross a cat and a donkey?
A mewl.


What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.


How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.


I call my dog Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.


Joe: I can trace my ancestors all the way back to Columbus.
Bud: Back to 1492?
Joe: No, to Ohio.


Why should you never tell your secrets to a pig?
Because he is a squealer.


My wife's other car is a broomstick


What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.

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