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Joke Topic - 'Voting'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Voting'.


If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.

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Time Travel

There's no future in time travel


How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.


Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.


Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.


He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.


Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.


What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.


Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.

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