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Joke Topic - 'Voting'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Voting'.

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If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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If voting could change the system, it would be illegal.
If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.


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Time Travel

There's no future in time travel
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Economists

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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Student

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
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Pilot

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
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Friday

He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.
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Pigs

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.
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Alligator

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thea.
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator.
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Parakeets

What did the parakeet say when he finished shopping?
Just put it on my bill.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.

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