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Joke Topic - 'Waiters' - 4


This is page 4 of jokes on the topic - 'Waiters'.

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Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?'
'No, sir, I always walk this way.'
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Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.
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Waiter, waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
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Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
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Waiter, waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Well you did order bird's nest soup, sir.
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Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like tea.'
'oh, I'm sorry, sir. I must have brought you cocoa by mistake.'
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Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
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Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'
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Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.

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