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Joke Topic - 'Waiters' - 5


This is page 5 of jokes on the topic - 'Waiters'.

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Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
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Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
The breast stroke, sir.
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Waiter, waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig.
I'm trying my best, sir.
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Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
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Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
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Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
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Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.
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Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.
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What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
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You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.

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