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Joke Topic - 'Waitress'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Waitress'.

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A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream." The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream. Would you mind taking your coffee without milk?"
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My uncle went to a restaurant, and there was this waitress scratching herself. He said, 'Tell me have you got eczema?'
She said, 'Not if it's not on the menu.'
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You know you're getting old when you look at the menu before looking at the waitress or waiter.


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Customer: I'd like a bar of soap please.
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Customer: No, I want to take it with me now.

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