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Joke Topic - 'Walk'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Walk'.

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John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.
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What do you call a man who walks through the autumn leaves?
Russell.


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Apathetic

I used to be apathetic ... but now I don't care
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Scotsman

What's the difference between a Scotsman and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.
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Neatly

If you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.
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Bakers

Why did the baker work overtime?
Because he kneaded the dough.
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Pilot

Did you hear about the pilot who went on sick leave?
He came down with the flu.
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Memory

How can you tell your computer is getting old?
It begins to lose its memory.
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Imaginary

We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
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Gravity

Repeal the law of gravity
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Government

The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.

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