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Joke Topic - 'Wallet'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wallet'.

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At an auction in Glasgow a wealthy American announced that he had lost his wallet containing 10,000 and would give a reward of 100 to the person who found it.
From the back of the hall Wee Hughie shouted, "I'll give 150!"


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Birds

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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Frogs

How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
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Doggie Bags

Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be considered cruelty to animals.
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Inventors

Did you hear about the famous inventors who failed to invent the aeroplane?
They were the Wrong Brothers.
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Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Burglar

What do you get if you cross a burglar with a concrete mixer?
A hardened criminal.
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Chauffeur

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'
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Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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Lawyers

It was so cold last week that I saw several lawyers with their hands in their own pockets.

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