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Joke Topic - 'Wallets'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wallets'.

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George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."


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Tonic

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Girlfriends

Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.
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Policemen

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
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A Mistake

I was wrong once
- I thought I had made a mistake
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Soccer

How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Dogs

Where did the dog breeder deposit his savings?
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Snails

I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food.

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