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Joke Topic - 'Walt Disney'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Walt Disney'.

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Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.


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Christmas

Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
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Computers

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
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Zombies

What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.
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Snakes

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.
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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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House

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.
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Haunted

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.
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Dogs

Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.

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