Joke Topic - 'Walt Disney'

Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.

What do you call a zombie who has a bell?
A dead ringer.

What do you call a snake that becomes a Canadian law officer?
Mountie Python.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

I am the master in my own house - the doghouse.

What should a gymnast do if he finds himself in a haunted house?
Exorcise.

Why was the dog arrested?
He forgot to pay his barking ticket.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emmett.
Emmett who?
Emmett the front door, not the back one.