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Joke Topic - 'Wash'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wash'.

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How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.


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Tonic

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Cows

Where do cows like to go on a Saturday night?
To the MOO-vies.
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Birds

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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Pizza

What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.
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Moles

What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
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Horses

What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
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Soup

Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.
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Blondes

What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?
GIFTED.
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Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."

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