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Joke Topic - 'Wash'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wash'.


How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.


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To the MOO-vies.


When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at carpeting?


What food did the cannibal order as his take-away?
Pizza with everyone on it.


What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?


What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play


Waiter, waiter, you've given me a wet soup plate.
That's your soup, sir.


What do you call a blonde with a brain cell?

Grow Up

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.

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