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Joke Topic - 'Watch'

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Watch'.


Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.

I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.

Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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