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Joke Topic - 'Watch'


Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Watch'.

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Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
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I gave my mother-in-law a waterproof, shockproof, anti-magnetic, unbreakable watch. She went and lost it.
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Joe: He must be in the watch business.
Bill: Whatever gave you that idea?
Joe: Whenever I work. he watches.
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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker when he robbed the watch store?
Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.


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Programmers

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
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Lawyers

Where there's a will, there's a happy Lawyer!
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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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Politicians

Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.
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Girlfriends

My new girlfriend has lovely long brown hair all down her back. It's just a shame that she doen't have any on her head.
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Stealing

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
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Christmas Decorations

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
You get tinselitis.
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Frankenstein

How did Frankenstein eat his lunch?
He bolted it down.
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Coffee

Did you hear the story about the cup of coffee?
It's real hot stuff.

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