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Joke Topic - 'Watchdogs'


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Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.


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Soccer

Joe: I was playing soccer yesterday and sprained my ankle. That's why I was absent from school this morning.
Teacher: What a lame excuse that is!
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Light Bulbs

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Thieves

A gang of thieves broke into a blood bank last night and stole a hundred pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots.
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Judges

The judge fined the offender fifty dollars and told him if he was caught again, he would be thrown in jail. Fine today, cooler tomorrow.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
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Rabbits

What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.
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Actors

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.

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