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Joke Topic - 'Watchman'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Watchman'.

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Bill: I hear that work as a night watchman. What do you watch?
Ben: I don't know. It's so dark I can't see a thing.


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Eel

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.
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Christmas

Never mind the star - get those camels off my lawn!
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Dogs

My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away.
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Work

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I've got rotten teeth, bad breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
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Mistake

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake?
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Dandruff

Do you suffer from Dan Druff?
Well, just tell him to go away and leave you alone.
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Teachers

Teacher: Where was Magna Carta signed?
Pupil: At the bottom.

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