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Joke Topic - 'Water'


Here are 10 jokes on the topic - 'Water'.

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Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
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Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.
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Just how deep into the water can a frog go?
Knee-deep.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita drink of water.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door.
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Save water - dilute it
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What can run all day and never get tired?
Water.
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What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Why was the witch drinking lots of water?
She was going through a dry spell.
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Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. Where's the car?"
Wife: "In the swimming pool."

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