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Joke Topic - 'Waterbed'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Waterbed'.

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How can you tell when it's going to be a bad day?
* You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.
* You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
* Your wife says "Good Morning, Bill" and your name is Frank.
* You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
* Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
* You call the Suicide Prevention Hotline and they put you on hold.
* Your tax refund cheque bounces.
* Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
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You know you're having a bad day when you wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a waterbed.


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Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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Honest

What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.
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Programming

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Insomnia

Wakeup to insomnia
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Eggs

Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.
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Politicians

It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!
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Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards!
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In Charge

A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.
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Phone

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

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