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Joke Topic - 'Wave'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wave'.

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How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.


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Apples

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.
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Justice

Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Mouse

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
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Dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
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Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.
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Deer

How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
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Pigs

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.
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Trumpets

What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.
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Optician

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.

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