Joke Topic - 'Wave'

How do you make an apple puff?
You chase it around the kitchen.

Justice - a decision in your favor.

When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
.
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!

Did you hear about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.

How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.

What is pink and goes "knio, knio?"
A backward pig.

What would you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent?
A snake in the brass.

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.