Joke Topic - 'Weather'

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.

Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.