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Joke Topic - 'Weather'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Weather'.

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I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.


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Blondes

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror on the bottom of the swimming pool.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
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Monsters

What do you get if you cross a monster with a Boy Scout?
A creature that scares old ladies across the street.
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Errors

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
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Ghosts

When ghosts hold a press conference, who does all the talking?
The spooksperson.
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Voters

Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
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Rabbits

What do you get if you pour warm water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
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Skeleton

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.

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