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Joke Topic - 'Websites'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Websites'.

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Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.
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Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.


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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
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Elephants

What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.
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Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Ants

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.
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Lawyers

What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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Trees

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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Vacations

Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.
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Undertakers

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.

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