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Joke Topic - 'Websites'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Websites'.


Have you visited the new website about trains?
It's just the ticket.

Why did the spider go on the internet?
It was searching for a new website.

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Santa Claus

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.


What is big, grey and far too dangerous to appear in a circus?
An elephant with a machine gun.

Father Christmas

Why did Father Christmas want a garden?
So he could Ho, Ho, Ho!


What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.


What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.


What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.


What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.


Why did the watch go on vacation?
To unwind.


How do undertakers speak?

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