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Joke Topic - 'Wedding Anniversary'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Wedding Anniversary'.

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Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.
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Janice: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary.
Anne: So you and Robert have been married four years?
Janice: No. Robert's my fourth husband.


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Roads

What did the road say to the bridge?
You make me cross.
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Prison

Did you hear about the cement truck that crashed into the prison bus?
They ended up with a bunch of hardened criminals.
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Water

Diner: Waiter, this water is cloudy.
Waiter: No it isn't, sir. It's the glass that's dirty.
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Cars

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson
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Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Count

What goes up when you count down?
A rocket.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig with Count Dracula?
A hampire.
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Sports

What do you call a man with sports equipment on his head?
Jim
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American

Where do American cows live?
In Moo York.

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