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Joke Topic - 'Wedding'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Wedding'.

Related Topics: Weddings (1) Wedding Cake (1) Bride (4) Brides (1)
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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."
The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."
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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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Did you hear about the two satellite dishes that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who got married, and at the wedding reception, toasted his mother-in-law?
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Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.


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Stairs

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'
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Dog

Dog Attacks Rocket
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Doctors

Patient: I have a splinter in my finger.
Doctor: Well, that's what you get for scratching your head.
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Skunks

What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
It raises a stink!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.
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Brain

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
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Frog

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.
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Blondes

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

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