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Joke Topic - 'Well Off'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Well Off'.


Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?


Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.


A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."


How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.


Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.


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Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!


Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.


What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

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