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Joke Topic - 'Well Off'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Well Off'.

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Wife: Before we were married, you told me you were well off.
Husband: I was, but I didn't realize just how how well off I was.


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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry, sir. Shall I get you a bigger one?
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Happened

Did you hear what happened to the man who decked the halls?
He was charged with assault.
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Cannibals

A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
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Snowman

How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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Wedding

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
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Politicians

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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Dog

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!
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Dogs

Why did the dog run after the duck?
Because everyone kept telling him to get down.
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Dogs

What breed of dog rides a horse named Macaroni?
Yankee poodle!

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