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Joke Topic - 'Whales'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Whales'.

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Save the whales - collect the whole set
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Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Yo' mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales started singing, "We are family!"


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Computers

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
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Chickens

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...
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Ham

Why did the ham go to the doctor?
To get cured.
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Unwilling

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
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Police

Yo' momma's so fat, the local police force hired her to be a roadblock!
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Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Beauty

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Sheep

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
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Husbands

Mary: I hear that you have a model husband?
Joan: It's true he really is a model husband - unfortunately he's not a working model.

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