Joke Topic - 'Wild'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wild'.

Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.

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Gravity

Repeal the law of gravity

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.

What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.

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