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Joke Topic - 'Wild'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wild'.

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Diner: Do you have any wild duck?
Waiter: No, sir, but we could take a contented one and irritate it for you.


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Gravity

Repeal the law of gravity
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Police

A spokesman for the local police department has said that the theft of twenty sacks of yeast from a bakery is causing rising anxiety.
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Calf

What did the little calf say to the silo?
"Is my fodder in there?
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Tennis

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
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Elephants

How do you make a dead elephant float?
Well, you take 10 dead elephants, 10 tonnes of chocolate ice-cream, 5 tonnes of bananas,.....
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Dracula

What type of TV does Dracula own?
A plasma.
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Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
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Ventriloquists

How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.

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