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Joke Topic - 'Will'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Will'.

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What do you call a an extremely wealthy old man who has changed his will six times in the last year?
A fresh heir fiend!
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What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.


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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia your head if you understand.
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Exits

Exits are on the way out
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Camels

What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.
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The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
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Lawyer

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides.
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Light Bulbs

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.
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Did You Hear

Did you hear about the happy Roman soldier?
He was gladiator.
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Bear

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.
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Dog

Mum, can I please have a dog for Christmas?
No, you will have turkey like everyone else!

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