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Joke Topic - 'William Shakespeare'


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What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?
Omelette.


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Biscuits

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any biscuits?
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Policemen

Where do policemen live?
999 Letsbe Avenue.
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Eggs

Did you hear about the man who stole a truckload of eggs?
He has returned them. Apparently he only did it for a yolk.
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Blondes

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aubrey.
Aubrey who?
Aubrey quiet.
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Unwilling

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.
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Calendar

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.
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Read

If you can't read
Watch this space
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Mind

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

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