Joke Topic - 'Wimps'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wimps'.

What do you call a deer who's a bit of wimp?
A namby-pamby Bambi!

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Waiter

Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

Why is a dog just like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know just how much I love you.

What time is it when a chinaman goes to the dentist?
Two-thirty (Tooth hurty).

This car is protected by Smith and Wesson

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.

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