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Joke Topic - 'Window Shopping'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Window Shopping'.

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George: I went window shopping this morning.
Dave: Did you get anything?
George: Yes. I bought four windows.


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Aliens

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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People

Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.
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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.
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Musicians

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
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Dance

Where can you dance in California?
San Frandisco.
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School

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
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Insomniac

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?
Someone who will lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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Piano

Mack: My uncle plays piano by ear.
Jack: That's nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers!

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