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Joke Topic - 'Window'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Window'.

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Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.


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Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution, just to be safe.
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Cold

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce in it's cold out here.
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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!
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Conferences

A conference is simply an admission that you want somebody else to join you in your troubles.
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Working

When I first started working, I used to dream of the day when I might be earning the salary I'm starving on now.
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Kilts

Hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.
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Everything

What do you give someone who has everything?
A burglar alarm.
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Teachers

Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.
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Cars

What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance.

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