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Joke Topic - 'Windows'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Windows'.

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Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.
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Windows: Just another pane in the glass.


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Dogs

What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
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Mouse

How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?
Squeaky clean.
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Pets

Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!
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Fast

Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Notice

Notice - If you notice this notice you will notice its not worth noticing
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Parrots

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot.
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Pigs

Pigs might fly but this one drives
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Cargo

Why is it if you send a package by Ship it is called Cargo, and if you send it by Car it is called a Shipment?

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