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Joke Topic - 'Winter'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Winter'.

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Why do skeletons hate the winter weather?
Because the cold goes right through them.


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Houses

People who live in glass houses always have to answer the doorbell.
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Idiots

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.
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Tuba

How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste.
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Snakes

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes honey, but why do you want to know?
Baby snake: Well, I just bit my tongue...
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Cereal

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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Skeleton

How did the skeleton know that it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
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Politicians

Political cunning should never be mistaken for intelligence.
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Cops

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.

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