Home / Joke Topics Index / Joke Topics - W / Joke Topic - Wishes - 1
Joke Topic - 'Wishes'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wishes'.
A man who hated his mother-in-law got three wishes from a genie.
Genie: "Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets DOUBLE."
First wish: "I would like one billion dollars."
Genie: "Ok but mom get's two billion."
Second wish: "I would like an island off the coast of Greece."
Genie: "OK but mom get's two islands."
Third wish: " I would like you to beat me half to death."
Genie: "Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets DOUBLE."
First wish: "I would like one billion dollars."
Genie: "Ok but mom get's two billion."
Second wish: "I would like an island off the coast of Greece."
Genie: "OK but mom get's two islands."
Third wish: " I would like you to beat me half to death."
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Work
The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.
Pigs
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
A lot of crackling on the line.
Deaf
I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
Light
Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Dogs
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
.
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
Who's there?
.
Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
Bear
What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.
Winnie the Moo.
Teachers
Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
Dogs
Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.
This is page 1 of 1