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Joke Topic - 'Wishes'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wishes'.

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A man who hated his mother-in-law got three wishes from a genie.
Genie: "Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets DOUBLE."
First wish: "I would like one billion dollars."
Genie: "Ok but mom get's two billion."
Second wish: "I would like an island off the coast of Greece."
Genie: "OK but mom get's two islands."
Third wish: " I would like you to beat me half to death."


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Work

The worst thing about office parties is having to spend the day after looking for a new job.
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Pigs

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
A lot of crackling on the line.
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Deaf

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.
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Light

Because light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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Dogs

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
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Alf who?
Alf feed the dog while you're away on vacation!
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Bear

What do you get if you cross a small bear with a cow?
Winnie the Moo.
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Teachers

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter round and you'll find out.
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Dogs

Advert in a newspaper:
Big dog for sale, eats anything - fond of children.

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