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Joke Topic - 'Women'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Women'.

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A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.
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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."
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Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.


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Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
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Deafness

My great uncle Morris died of deafness. He was so deaf he didn't hear the roadroller coming.
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Golf

You know you're having a bad day when the worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
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Be Yourself

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
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Gravity

Repeal the law of gravity
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Getting Old

You know you're getting old when you turn out the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic ones.
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Teachers

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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Pigs

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
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Chaos

Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

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