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Joke Topic - 'Women'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Women'.


A bachelor is a man who is careful to steer clear of women with bride ideas.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job."

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.

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