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Joke Topic - 'Wonder'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Wonder'.

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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?


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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The Wicket Witch of the North.
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Hands

What has two hands, but no fingers?
A Clock.
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Will

What do you call a man with legal documents on his head?
Will.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he met the famous explorer?
Doctor Livingstone, I consume?
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Car

Did you hear about the man who lost control of his car?
He didn't keep up with the payments on it.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.
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Boring

I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
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Carpets

What item is usually bought by the metre, yet is worn by the foot?
A carpet.
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Bees

How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.

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