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Joke Topic - 'Wood'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Wood'.

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How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
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What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
Sawdust.


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Live

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri.
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.
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Farmer

Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.
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Stupid

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!
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Christmas

Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.
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Stairs

'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
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Cannibals

What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.
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Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.

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