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Joke Topic - 'Wood'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Wood'.


How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.

What is made of wood but can't be sawed?

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Miri who?
Miri me and we'll live happily ever after.


Did you hear about the stupid farmer who made his chickens drink hot water?
He thought they would lay hard-boiled eggs.


I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!


Every Christmas I get a horrendous pain that stays for a week. Then my mother-in-law goes back to her own house.


'Do these stairs take you to the second floor?'
'No. I'm afraid you have to walk.'


How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.


William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!


What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
Buttered host.

Moby Dick

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
By having a whale of a party.

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