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Joke Topic - 'Woodpeckers'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Woodpeckers'.

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My uncle said, 'I've got this woodpecker with no beak. What shall I call him?'
I said, 'A headbanger.


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Dogs

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
A bud hound.
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Cheese

What Sort of cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
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Ducks

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
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Christmas

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.
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Football

What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
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Scotsman

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
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Supermodels

How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
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10 Pin Bowling

What must be the quietest sport?
10 pin bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.

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